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pukicho:

mistuh-jay:

pukicho:

electrathememestar:

pukicho:

people who’re like “I just operate at such a higher level than most people that I can’t really converse with normal people”

Nah bub you’re just an asshole 

Im an asshole at school

Well…….. stop that

Welp. I’m definitely an asshole then cuz I feel like some people are too stupid to converse with. Is it wrong to crave intelligent conversation? I’d like to think not

You’re just being an asshole. Crave intelligent conversation, but don’t deny talking to others just because it isn’t some introspective head-assy bullshit topic that you can use to stroke your ego with.

dredsina:

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

@photo4amber

camilabadwolf:

everyone: marvel,,,Pls Dont kill bAbey Tony stark,,,he is Babey

me: Ill Kill Him Myself

okboy:

4uv:

okboy:

remember that part in coco (2017) where miguel is like “woah im in undertale…”

miguel DID NOT say that -_____-

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slitherbot:

THATS HIM, THAT BASTARD MAN……

ojiisanholic:

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Oh….. huge.. mood..

iamoutofideas:

prestige2008:

things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:

  • the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
  • random sharp increases in volume
  • reversing a word in the middle of it being said
  • reversing someone running/falling as its happening
  • audiovisual stuttering
  • amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
  • screaming
  • overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”

Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him

use-pongpong:

GET READY! READY TO SET ME OFF MOB!

radicallyjuice:

mob psycho 100

saintlaurentgirl:

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

cattink:

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

zhvli:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level